...just read about this guy on a blog. He is closing in on the world record for circumnavigating the globe on a bicicyle at an incredible pace of 111 miles per day. He's been riding for 149 days and is now in the states before returning to France to finish.
http://www.thisisnotforcharity.com/index.html
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Hot pocket
Do you remember the jingle from the television commercials for hot pockets? I don't mean all of the lyrics...but it was a call and response thingie, where the response is a three note "Hot pocket!". I've adapted it for everyday use. If you get perfect liftoff on your next farmer blow, you can sing "Snot rocket!". Did you just buy a motorcycle? "Crotch rocket!" If you just discovered there's another wall outlet behind the dresser..."Light socket!" Did you just run interference on that douchey guy that's trying to get with that girl you like in sixth period "Cock block it!". It need not be applied only for things ending in "...ocket" either. it will work for many 3 syllable combinations, especially when its two words, the first being monosyllabic. "Sock monkey!" There you go, my gift to you, a multipurpoe jingle to enhance your day, every day.
Saturday, November 7, 2009
speaking of vega$
this rocket from my past courtesy of greg. i still have a copy but its nearly completely faded. binion's horseshoe, that monument to the old & real vegas, used to have a glass case with a million dollars in cash in it. for years you could go get your picture with a million bucks, for free.
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